AREAS OF EXPERTISE

Camera Equipment - Buying, selling, troubleshooting

1. Want me to tell you what is the best camera?

2. Want to buy a Gimbals or Drone? Don’t know what one?

3. Black Magic, I got you!

4. Anamorphic Lenses, Done!

5. Vintage Lenses, You bet.

6. Mac Computer Editing Equipment, fuck yeah.

Script Writing

1. Rewriting your shitty script / or super shitty treatment.

2. Feedback and suggestions for Story Structure / Dramatic beats, so you don’t lose your hair.

3. Brain Storming / Creative Problem solving with story structure, I will beat some creative thoughts into your brain.

Editing

1. Fuck no I won’t edit, but I will tell you what’s wrong with your shitty edit, what is missing, and how to fix the fucking film.

2. Need help with setting up your editing station? Shortcuts? Tempaltes? I got em all

3. Need me to show you how to edit in Premiere Pro? In Davinci Resolve? 

Watch Your shitty film

1. I will watch your shitty film and give you notes.

2. Notes on your shitty Cinematography

3. Notes on your shitty acting

4. Notes on your shitty editing

5. Notes on your shitty story

6. Notes on your shitty color grading

7. Notes on your super shitty music selection

Youtube consultant

1. Want to launch a channel that doesn’t suck balls? Im you’re guy.

2. Are you in a creative slump? Need some pointers? or fresh perspective? Want me to smack some sense into you?

3. Want me to watch your shitty Youtube Episode, and talk you off a cliff? Im here to help.